It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

In baseball, you don't know nothin'.

What difference does the uniform make? You don't hit with it.

I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto!

I didn't know much about golf growing up.

If you're going to cheat, it's better if you don't get caught.

Nobody did nothin' to nobody.