It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

Never answer an anonymous letter.

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'

I don't want to make the wrong mistake.

Ninety percent of the game (baseball) is half mental.

It gets late early out there.

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.