It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it.

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.

Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium: It gets late out there early.

A nickel is not worth a penny more.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.