If there's one pitch you keep swinging at and keep missing, stop swinging at it.

The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore.

Why don't you pair'em up in threes?

On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

Records and achievements are made to be broken.

I never said most of the things I said.