In baseball, you don't know nothing.

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

Yeah? For what paper?

If my father was alive to hear that, he'd turn over in his grave.