A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.

Yogi saw three of his players in the locker room wearing Cone Head hats. Yogi said, Those guys make a pair.

Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

I'd say he's done more than that.

You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they'd do the same for you.

The future is not what it used to be.