Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.
I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine.
Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it.
As a general comment on baseball:"90% of the game is half mental."
If you don't know where you're going, when you get there you'll be lost.
I was in the invasion of Normandy in southern France.