Listen up, because I've got nothing to say and I'm only gonna to say it once.
If you're going to cheat, it's better if you don't get caught.
When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
It was hard to have a conversation with anyone, there were so many people talking.
Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.