Texas has a lot of electrical votes. [During an election campaign, after George Bush stated that Texas was important to the election]

Why don't you pair'em up in threes?

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

It gets late early out there.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

Cut that pizza into six slices instead of eight, I ain't that hungry.

I guess I've got a smart wife.