A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.
Pitching always beats batting — and vice-versa.
I don't know, I'm not in shape yet.
Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.