The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.
If you don't set goals, you can't regret not reaching them.
Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded
When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'