How can a you hit and think at the same time?

Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried

Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.

I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine.

I'd say he's done more than that.