Why don't you pair'em up in threes?

I don't want to make the wrong mistake.

Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

50% of all married people are women

Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.