Why don't you pair'em up in threes?

On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."

How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.

You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they'd do the same for you.

You can't think and hit the ball at the same time.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.