When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.

We were over-whelming underdogs.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

What difference does the uniform make? You don't hit with it.

If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?