When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

I'm glad I was in the Navy.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

I take a two hour nap between 1PM and 3PM.

The future ain't what it used to be.