When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

Why don't you pair'em up in threes?

Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.

Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.

You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.

I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine.

Third ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you.