When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

I can't concentrate when I'm thinking.

What Time Is It? You Mean Now?

It's fun; baseball's fun.