When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."

Prediction is very hard, particularly when it's about the future.

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it back.

I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.