Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don't buy it.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

That's too coincidental to be a coincidence.

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

If you don't set goals, you can't regret not reaching them.

Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.

Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself.