Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

I didn't say the things I said.

Third ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you.

The future ain't what it used to be.

In theory, practice should work like theory. In practice, it doesn't.

I take a two hour nap between 1PM and 3PM.

Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don't buy it.