We'd done a couple of road trips with my big chair, and it was such a hassle if we didn't have the van with the foldout ramp. I figured: There's got to be some option that I can use on the go. Now I can go anywhere with my friends, which is a big, life-changing thing. I can sit on it for as long as I need to.

The most important thing is to have the conversation, and let people who do make mistakes feel comfortable enough to continue the conversation.

I used to be an insult comic, and I didn't end up liking the way that I felt about myself.

We did a book signing and people came up to me. There was an expectant mother who was like, "I think we might name our child Zach because of your work."

When I got my Oprah money, the first thing I bought was a really nice electronic bidet toilet seat. It just feels like this is what we should be doing. For everybody who uses it, it's like there's no goin' back.

We'd done a couple of road trips with my big chair, and it was such a hassle if we didn't have the van with the foldout ramp. I figured: There's got to be some option that I can use on the go. Now I can go anywhere with my friends, which is a big, life-changing thing. I can sit on it for as long as I need to.

I haven't found anything that I've wanted to say that I couldn't do through either the Internet or the reality shows that I've done.