You want the world to be set up for you, but sometimes it just isn't.

I have a confession: I have no faith.

What I don't like about the way the media portrays religion is that they seem to weaponize it and use it as a tool to divide people.

No Atlantis is too underwater or fictional.

I haven't found anything that I've wanted to say that I couldn't do through either the Internet or the reality shows that I've done.

I didn't feel like I was putting anything good into the world, even though it was funny. I wanted to do something more positive that would have an impact. So even when I'm doing naked push-ups or whatever, it's astounding to see how people respond to it.

There's a whole chapter about my unfortunate manscaping accident. I was so focused on, "I've got to look this certain way and do this to be ready for this." So I missed out on a lot.