Does anybody has President Obama's phone number? 'Cause I have figure out why the unemployment rate in the United States is so high. Because Zack Ryder's doing all the jobs.

That really hurt my feelings, bro.

Attention! Attention! Attention! Thou art aware of the situation!

I may have been "invisible" tonight on WWE RAW but I'll be "invincible" Thursday night on WWE SUPERSTARS. WWWYKI.

Take care and spike your hair. WWWYKI!

Does anybody has President Obama's phone number? 'Cause I have figure out why the unemployment rate in the United States is so high. Because Zack Ryder's doing all the jobs.

Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback.