Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback.

Attention! Attention! Attention! Thou art aware of the situation!

Does anybody has President Obama's phone number? 'Cause I have figure out why the unemployment rate in the United States is so high. Because Zack Ryder's doing all the jobs.

Take care and spike your hair. WWWYKI!

That really hurt my feelings, bro.

Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback.

I may have been "invisible" tonight on WWE RAW but I'll be "invincible" Thursday night on WWE SUPERSTARS. WWWYKI.