I'm a future legend. And you're the legend killer.
Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback.
That really hurt my feelings, bro.
Does anybody has President Obama's phone number? 'Cause I have figure out why the unemployment rate in the United States is so high. Because Zack Ryder's doing all the jobs.
Attention! Attention! Attention! Thou art aware of the situation!
Take care and spike your hair. WWWYKI!