Attention! Attention! Attention! Thou art aware of the situation!

That really hurt my feelings, bro.

Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback.

Does anybody has President Obama's phone number? 'Cause I have figure out why the unemployment rate in the United States is so high. Because Zack Ryder's doing all the jobs.

I may have been "invisible" tonight on WWE RAW but I'll be "invincible" Thursday night on WWE SUPERSTARS. WWWYKI.

I'm a future legend. And you're the legend killer.

Take care and spike your hair. WWWYKI!