WHERE did you say it was?' asked Pooh. Just here,' said Eeyore. Made of sticks?' Yes' Oh!' said Piglet. What?' said Eeyore. I just said "Oh!"' said Piglet nervously. And so as to seem quite at ease he hummed Tiddely-pom once or twice in a what-shall-we-do-now kind of way.

Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject.

No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think.

You never can tell with bees.

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.

The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book ever written; it has emptied more churches than all the counterattractions of cinema, motor bicycle and golf course.

If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.