The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book ever written; it has emptied more churches than all the counterattractions of cinema, motor bicycle and golf course.

You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count.

We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet. Even longer,' Pooh answered.

The spring has sprung, the grass is rizz. I wonder where them birdies is?

And really, it wasn’t much good having anything exciting like floods, if you couldn’t share them with somebody.

Supposing a tree fell down, Pooh, when we were underneath it?' 'Supposing it didn't,' said Pooh after careful thought. Piglet was comforted by this.

If you want to make a song more hummy, add a few tiddely poms.