People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

It is a terrible thing for an author to have a lot of people running about his book without any invitation from him at all.

Gone out. Backson. Busy backson.

I don’t feel very much like Pooh today," said Pooh. "There there," said Piglet. "I’ll bring you tea and honey until you do.

Be sure to put the knocker fairly low on your door in case a very small friend drops by.

You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count.

Time for a little something.