It is impossible to win gracefully at chess. No man has yet said "Mate!" in a voice which failed to sound to his opponent bitter, boastful and malicious.

Tiggers don't like honey.

For one person who dreams of making fifty thousand pounds, a hundred people dream of being left fifty thousand pounds.

Pooh," said Rabbit kindly, "you haven't any brain." "I know," said Pooh humbly.

The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book ever written; it has emptied more churches than all the counterattractions of cinema, motor bicycle and golf course.

Dig a little deeper. Think of something that we've never thought of before.

Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering.