You will be better advised to watch what we do instead of what we say.

Love is taking a few steps backward, maybe even more ... to give way to the happiness of the person you love.

Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject.

If you want to make a song more hummy, add a few tiddely poms.

You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count.

When stuck in the river, it is best to dive and swim to the bank yourself before someone drops a large stone on your chest in an attempt to hoosh you there.

What ever fortune brings, don't be afraid of doing things.