More people die on a per mile basis from drunk walking than from drunk driving.

I was what they call 'skinny fat' - a body that resembled a python after swallowing a goat.

If my former self and my current self met for coffee, they'd get along OK, but they'd both probably walk out of the Starbucks shaking their heads and saying to themselves, “That guy is kinda delusional.”

One of the interesting things to me is that God grows throughout the Old Testament. He evolves, sort of matures, and becomes kinder.

It's hard to be in a bad mood when you're walking around looking like you're about to play the semifinals at Wimbledon.

Sometimes miracles occur only when you jump in.

The Bible improved my ethical IQ. I started to act like a good person. I tried not to gossip, and lie, and covet, and just by pretending I was a good person, I think I actually became a little bit better of a person. I'm not Gandhi or Angelina Jolie, but it was a baby step.