I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a billion people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you.

I don't know whether you have any rights before you're born. All I know is that being born again doesn't entitle you to twice as many.

Plant trees. They give us two of the most crucial elements for our survival: oxygen and books.

I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.

A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.

The Baptists' basic theology is that if you hold someone under water long enough, he'll come around to your way of thinking. It's a ritual known as 'Bobbing for Baptists.'