Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
A. Whitney BrownI never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end.
A. Whitney BrownPlant trees. They give us two of the most crucial elements for our survival: oxygen and books.
A. Whitney BrownI think it's time to stop carping on the blunders of the President and give him some credit for creativity. I mean, where do you even FIND a Jewish hard-line conservative Republican pot-smoker? Sounds like an Oprah Winfrey guest.
A. Whitney BrownThere's a lot we should be able to learn from history. And yet history proves that we never do. In fact, the main lesson of history is that we never learn the lessons of history. This makes us look so stupid that few people care to read it. They'd rather not be reminded. Any good history book is mainly just a long list of mistakes, complete with names and dates. It's very embarrassing.
A. Whitney Brown