I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

The very fact that the jaguar can become extinct while the Pekingese survives indicates to me that someone hasn't thought this thing through.

You know, you look at the chaos in the conservative camp right now, it's only too tempting to blame it all on pot. But in fact, the Reagan revolution owes a lot to Reefer. For one thing, it's made the symptoms of senility socially acceptable.

I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.

A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.

Plant trees. They give us two of the most crucial elements for our survival: oxygen and books.

I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.