I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.

I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end.

I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.

Plant trees. They give us two of the most crucial elements for our survival: oxygen and books.

I don't know whether you have any rights before you're born. All I know is that being born again doesn't entitle you to twice as many.

Any good history book is mainly just a long list of mistakes, complete with names and dates. It's very embarrassing.

You know, you look at the chaos in the conservative camp right now, it's only too tempting to blame it all on pot. But in fact, the Reagan revolution owes a lot to Reefer. For one thing, it's made the symptoms of senility socially acceptable.