Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

You always catch the wrong players.

I don't understand these new coaches who don't drink. What do they do when they get beat?

I don't have any tricky plays. I'd rather have tricky players.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

We did have three go to the YMCA.

I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.