I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.

You mean in the state?

I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.

Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.

I don't have any tricky plays. I'd rather have tricky players.