Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
We did have three go to the YMCA.
I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.
If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'
Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.