Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.
Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.
They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.
We did have three go to the YMCA.
I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.
I don't understand these new coaches who don't drink. What do they do when they get beat?