Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.
I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.
They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.
You mean in the state?
If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'
Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.