I don't have any tricky plays. I'd rather have tricky players.
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
We did have three go to the YMCA.
You always catch the wrong players.
They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.