I don't have any tricky plays. I'd rather have tricky players.
I don't understand these new coaches who don't drink. What do they do when they get beat?
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.
We did have three go to the YMCA.
You always catch the wrong players.