I don't have any tricky plays. I'd rather have tricky players.

I don't have any tricky plays. I'd rather have tricky players.

Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.

They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.

I don't understand these new coaches who don't drink. What do they do when they get beat?

If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.