Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.

I don't have any tricky plays. I'd rather have tricky players.

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

We did have three go to the YMCA.

You always catch the wrong players.

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.