Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.

Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.

If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'

I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.

I don't have any tricky plays. I'd rather have tricky players.