Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.

I don't have any tricky plays. I'd rather have tricky players.

Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.

You always catch the wrong players.

You mean in the state?

You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.

I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.