If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'

You mean in the state?

You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.

They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.

Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.

Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.