If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'

Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.

I don't understand these new coaches who don't drink. What do they do when they get beat?

We did have three go to the YMCA.

You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.