Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.
You always catch the wrong players.
I don't understand these new coaches who don't drink. What do they do when they get beat?
If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'
Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.