Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.
I don't understand these new coaches who don't drink. What do they do when they get beat?
If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'
You always catch the wrong players.
Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.
We did have three go to the YMCA.