If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.
You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.
Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.