Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
You are what you are when nobody is looking.
It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.
I can't think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.