If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.

It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It's cruel, it's brutal, it's inhumane, and most people don't want it.

It's true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.

Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.

Women who miscalculate are called mothers.

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.