If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.

Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.

The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.

It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It's cruel, it's brutal, it's inhumane, and most people don't want it.

Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.

Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!