Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.

If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.

Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you're supervised or not; finish a job once it's started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to "prove their love" like a moose needs a hat rack.

Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.

If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.