You are what you are when nobody is looking.

Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you're supervised or not; finish a job once it's started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.

Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.

Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!

Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.

If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.