Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.

The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good, and how he treats people who can't fight back.

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.

It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from 'Dear Abby' instead of going to Mom and Dad.

You could move.' ---"Dear Abby" responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.

Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.