If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to "prove their love" like a moose needs a hat rack.

It's true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It's cruel, it's brutal, it's inhumane, and most people don't want it.

How should they answer?

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.

The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good, and how he treats people who can't fight back.