True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.

The less you talk, the more you're listened to.

Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.

Women who miscalculate are called mothers.

It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It's cruel, it's brutal, it's inhumane, and most people don't want it.

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.