People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.

The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good, and how he treats people who can't fight back.

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.

Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.