Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you're supervised or not; finish a job once it's started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.

Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.

If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.

In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.

You are what you are when nobody is looking.