Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you're supervised or not; finish a job once it's started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.

In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.

You are what you are when nobody is looking.

Women who miscalculate are called mothers.

If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.

It's true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.