Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.

You could move.' ---"Dear Abby" responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.

It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It's cruel, it's brutal, it's inhumane, and most people don't want it.

It's true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to "prove their love" like a moose needs a hat rack.