Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.

Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you're supervised or not; finish a job once it's started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.

Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!

There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.

It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from 'Dear Abby' instead of going to Mom and Dad.

The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good, and how he treats people who can't fight back.