Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.

A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it's an undo-it-yourself project.

The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.

Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.

You are what you are when nobody is looking.

SO the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, "Loneliness is the ultimate poverty"