The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.

Women who miscalculate are called mothers.

Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.

Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.

Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.

You are what you are when nobody is looking.