In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.

Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.

For many of us we are always wanting more - we would be happier if we had such and such. Maybe we should pause for a moment and hear what some people in the third world countries would like to make them happier. 1. Having enough to eat so when you go to sleep at night your stomach doesn't ach. 2. Having shoes on your feet and any kind of clothing to keep the cold out. 3. Having a roof over your head. 4. Having the hope that you'll be lucky enough to get some kind of an education. 5. Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.

Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.

While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.