In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.

So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!

Kissing power is stronger than will power.

It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.

Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you're supervised or not; finish a job once it's started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.

While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.

The less you talk, the more you're listened to.