In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.

In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to "prove their love" like a moose needs a hat rack.

It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from 'Dear Abby' instead of going to Mom and Dad.

It's true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.