Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good, and how he treats people who can't fight back.
Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!