Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

Kissing power is stronger than will power.

It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It's cruel, it's brutal, it's inhumane, and most people don't want it.

If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to "prove their love" like a moose needs a hat rack.

Kids grow up awfully fast these days,"she said. "You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.

Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.