Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.

In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.

You are what you are when nobody is looking.

It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from 'Dear Abby' instead of going to Mom and Dad.

There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.