Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!

So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.

Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.

Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.

If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.

Kids grow up awfully fast these days,"she said. "You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.