Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!

Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.

Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.

If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.

How should they answer?

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.

SO the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, "Loneliness is the ultimate poverty"