A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.

Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.

If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.

Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you're supervised or not; finish a job once it's started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.

Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.

Women who miscalculate are called mothers.